Fat Bastards

Washington State · Pacific Coast, USA

Crassostrea gigas

Taylor Shellfish's deliberately oversized Pacific — grown extra long to develop exceptional plumpness and a rich, sweet umami depth. The name matches the scale: large, indulgent, and unapologetically sweet.

Raw shellfish is a major allergen and carries inherent health risks. Editorial reference only.

Salinity2/5
Sweetness4/5
Minerality2/5
Umami4/5
Textureplump
Finishsweet
ViognierWA ChardonnayCraft Lager
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The reference version.

Taylor Shellfish's deliberately oversized Pacific — grown extra long to develop exceptional plumpness and a rich, sweet umami depth. The name matches the scale: large, indulgent, and unapologetically sweet.

What you'll tasteas it arrives
Brine
2
Sweet
4
Mineral
2
Umami
4
Acid

Everything below is measured against this plate.

Cultivationbottom-cultured · 3–5 yearsWaterVarious WA inletsAppearancelarge · elongated
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